Abi’s first foray onto the comedy circuit with N-MO heralded the start of a starry bright and glossy future. She fell off the stage into a vat of permanent unpaintoverable glow-in-the-dark paint, normally used to create galaxy effects on ceilings, and has been covered in an eternal dazzling shade of Day-Glo-green ever since. Regrettably compelled to retire from comedy completely as you could see her jokes coming a mile off. I’ll get me (second) coat…